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taragerkeRD

Tara Gerke, RD

registered dietitian. runner, reader, hockey fan. laugh often, love much.

New Jersey, USA

Joined on 7 April, 2011

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2020, “Palm Springs” I’m going to keep asking my husband if he wants to learn this dance

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Bring back the khakis @RamsNFL

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Quoted @KarateSkool

Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick

What did Trump’s Pinterest look like?

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2019 “JoJo Rabbit” meanwhile I’m 😭

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Replying to @MrChrisHowie: Rewatching @GameOfThrones and realizing that @realDonaldTrump and king Joffrey have the same energy.

#fuckthatdude

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Rewatching @GameOfThrones and realizing that @realDonaldTrump and king Joffrey have the same energy.

#fuckthatdude

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Glad I caught site of the mold in my hummus before I dug in. Now to enjoy plain celery...

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Let’s have a better day today, America.

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Replying to @BarackObama: Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

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Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

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2017 “Get Out” If you ask me if I’d watch it again 👇🏼👇🏼

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2012 “D’Jango Unchained” @mbtomaino’s favorite

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2018 “Green Book” PS. Kiss the kids

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Replying to @MichelobULTRA: "The colder the weather, the faster you'll run"

-Ancient proverb, author unknown

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"The colder the weather, the faster you'll run"

-Ancient proverb, author unknown

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I definitely didn’t eat enough cookies this Christmas

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Dryer sheet as a bookmark is an A+ idea if you ask me.

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Super productive Sunday morning so that I can paint my nails then do nothing for a while so I don’t mess them up!

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2016, “Legend” Reg >> Ron

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What’s with the @RamsNFL jerseys tonight? Dull dirty looking white with numbers that look like they’ve been ironed on.🤔 Get them some @tide

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Current phase of quarantine entertainment with @mbtomaino - watching a movie from each year of our lives (ideally streamable/one we both haven’t seen in it’s entirety). We were born in 1990, watched “Flashback”, don’t recommend.

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