Accountant by day, erratic crafter by night. He/him. Crafts over at @curtjensen
San Francisco, CA
Joined on 15 August, 2018
https://www.etsy.com/shop/curtJensen
Replying to @allisonhussey: here’s Johnny Cash in his thigh-high boots, in honor of the man’s birthday
Replying to @AndrewsNotFunny: y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line
y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line
OMG, somebody lived, laughed, loved this thing into a terrible terrible place.
Replying to @TroyBoyMartin: I heard that if you show a little ass you'll get more likes. I hope this works.
here’s Johnny Cash in his thigh-high boots, in honor of the man’s birthday
It must suck to be famous. You post something like, 'wow, this cookie I just ate is so good' and then suddenly you have people telling you the history of cookies, their favorite recipes and/or shaming you for flaunting your privilege.
I heard that if you show a little ass you'll get more likes. I hope this works.
Replying to @Omgitstamz: I want everyone involved arrested
Whoops my quotation marks are all wrong. You all get what I meant though, I am sure.
Not Twitter Gays™️ posting thirst traps with "Agatha made me do it as a caption". Why are we like this?
Daft Punk takes off their masks revealing that it was Bert and Ernie all along.
Post a picture of yourself with the sun as the filter
I know I’m late to the post a picture of you in a hat party but I just got a new hat in the mail and had to show off. Thanks @BruceLaBruce!
Replying to @curtjensen: This batch is for all the retro gamers out there. Quilted throw pillows featuring some old friends.
I kind of felt like…
This batch is for all the retro gamers out there. Quilted throw pillows featuring some old friends.
I kind of felt like I was making their high school yearbook portraits when I was making them.
Etsy link -
Replying to @RubyWaves_: I’m looking for a supplement or an essential oil that will make Lindsey Graham stfu.
I’m looking for a supplement or an essential oil that will make Lindsey Graham stfu.
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