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curt

Accountant by day, erratic crafter by night. He/him. Crafts over at @curtjensen

San Francisco, CA

Joined on 15 August, 2018

https://www.etsy.com/shop/curtJensen

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Replying to @mvddm: “Thank you America’s broken legal system” OOP

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“Thank you America’s broken legal system” OOP

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I have to report for jury duty tomorrow morning.

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Replying to @allisonhussey: here’s Johnny Cash in his thigh-high boots, in honor of the man’s birthday

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Replying to @AndrewsNotFunny: y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line

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y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line

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Quoted @leemc87

This is honestly the worst and most upsetting before and after I’ve ever seen

OMG, somebody lived, laughed, loved this thing into a terrible terrible place.

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Replying to @TroyBoyMartin: I heard that if you show a little ass you'll get more likes. I hope this works.

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here’s Johnny Cash in his thigh-high boots, in honor of the man’s birthday

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It must suck to be famous. You post something like, 'wow, this cookie I just ate is so good' and then suddenly you have people telling you the history of cookies, their favorite recipes and/or shaming you for flaunting your privilege.

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I heard that if you show a little ass you'll get more likes. I hope this works.

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Replying to @Omgitstamz: I want everyone involved arrested

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Whoops my quotation marks are all wrong. You all get what I meant though, I am sure.

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Not Twitter Gays™️ posting thirst traps with "Agatha made me do it as a caption". Why are we like this?

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Daft Punk takes off their masks revealing that it was Bert and Ernie all along.

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Quoted @ddoniolvalcroze

Abandoned Chuck E. Cheese animatronic found in a landfill

Post a picture of yourself with the sun as the filter

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I want everyone involved arrested

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I know I’m late to the post a picture of you in a hat party but I just got a new hat in the mail and had to show off. Thanks @BruceLaBruce!

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Replying to @curtjensen: This batch is for all the retro gamers out there. Quilted throw pillows featuring some old friends.

I kind of felt like…

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This batch is for all the retro gamers out there. Quilted throw pillows featuring some old friends.

I kind of felt like I was making their high school yearbook portraits when I was making them.

Etsy link -

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Quoted @mikescollins

There are lady grimaces.

I ...

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Quoted @stephenossola

omfg

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Replying to @RubyWaves_: I’m looking for a supplement or an essential oil that will make Lindsey Graham stfu.

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Replying to @MintyRavioli: tfw

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I’m looking for a supplement or an essential oil that will make Lindsey Graham stfu.

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