Sports, stand-up, & horror movies. Dogs, too.
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Joined on 14 May, 2009
Eli being on Twitter was the best thing to come out of 2020.
Replying to @PhilHagen: Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on “The Simpsons”. But this is a bit on the nose.
Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on “The Simpsons”. But this is a bit on the nose.
Replying to @Geeky_Waffle: Today we are all Leslie Knope.
Replying to @ProfMMurray: How it started. How it’s going.
How it started. How it’s going.
Today we are all Leslie Knope.
Replying to @SportsCenter: Sarah Thomas will make history as the first woman to officiate in a Super Bowl 👏
She will be the Down Judge at Super Bo…
Sarah Thomas will make history as the first woman to officiate in a Super Bowl 👏
She will be the Down Judge at Super Bowl LV.
Replying to @dog_rates: This is Enzo. His bed got a new squeaker feature. Must’ve come with the latest pupdate. 13/10 very exciting https://t.co/I9y…
This is Enzo. His bed got a new squeaker feature. Must’ve come with the latest pupdate. 13/10 very exciting
Replying to @badpostandy: "January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago
conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street." ❤️ https…
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago
conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street." ❤️
Quoted @EliManning
I was just out for a little stroll today and look where I ended up and who I ran into!
Manning to Cruz!!!!!! 🏈 🕺
Laughing at all these idiots getting booted off planes the last few days has been so nice. Arrest them all.
Give this child an Oscar immediately 😂
What is a beautiful tribute ♥
Replying to @ZackBornstein: If you had shown me this photo in fall 2016, I would've been like "Yeah I know"
I can't believe we're having to spend our day like this instead of properly celebrating the fact that GEORGIA ELECTED TWO DEMOCRATIC SENATORS 🍑
If you had shown me this photo in fall 2016, I would've been like "Yeah I know"
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