James Carpinello ( @TheJimmyCarp ) Twitter Profile

TheJimmyCarp

James Carpinello

LA/ NYC

Joined on 29 April, 2009

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  • 204 Following

Quoted @ActuallyNPH

Well @Davidburtka and I were quite flattered to be part of @people Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue, aaaand then we realized they just wanted us for our our dogs... Stings, but still worth it.

Gorgeous dogs. Really special. Love you!

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Replying to @MeghanMcCain: In light of tonight’s news....

*sorry I had to, the meme is too funny.

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In light of tonight’s news....

*sorry I had to, the meme is too funny.

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Quoted @RexChapman

No lies told and his dismount is epic...

Replying to @pattonoswalt: 💯💯💯💯💯💯

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💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Quoted @JimmySmagula

Enjoy this compilation of things my wonderful, insane mother has said.

Genius.

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Replying to @felipetristan: NYC Prima Ballerina with Alzheimer’s listens to Swan Lake and it all comes back ✨ The most beautiful video you’ll see to…

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Replying to @nanglish: I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA

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NYC Prima Ballerina with Alzheimer’s listens to Swan Lake and it all comes back ✨ The most beautiful video you’ll see today! 🎵❤️🩰⠀

Spaniard ballerina Marta C. Gonzalez Valencia 2019 - Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky @nycballet

#primaballerina #alzheimers #nycballet

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I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA

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Replying to @FFBaldMan: This is how the last one-term president conceded:

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This is how the last one-term president conceded:

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Replying to @nowthisnews: Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

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Replying to @StevePasquale: Reminder that when trump loses this election one of the first things he’ll have to do is turn over his dna in a rape cas…

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Reminder that when trump loses this election one of the first things he’ll have to do is turn over his dna in a rape case.

Then comes the dozens charges of financial crimes and fraud and money laundering, and if there is justice, prison.

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Replying to @lexasmithx: This was 4 years ago yet the accuracy of Hillary's description re: Trump is astounding!

#TrumpMeltdown https://t.co/MjjG…

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This was 4 years ago yet the accuracy of Hillary's description re: Trump is astounding!

#TrumpMeltdown

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Replying to @AlbertBrooks: Watching Trump just now basically saying that all of America is stealing this election from him, that people tallying…

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Watching Trump just now basically saying that all of America is stealing this election from him, that people tallying votes are crooks, that Detroit and Philadelphia are too corrupt to even count votes. It’s heartbreaking. He will burn this country down before he leaves.

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Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

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Replying to @JoeBiden: We have one shot. One opportunity. One moment.

Don’t miss the chance — vote.

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Replying to @leslieodomjr: It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

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It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

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We have one shot. One opportunity. One moment.

Don’t miss the chance — vote.

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Just finished @KingdomAudience . Best series I’ve ever seen. Sopranos. Breaking Bad. @TheKieleSanchez and @jonathanmtucker and the rest of the cast and crew. Just so good.

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Replying to @smakhanian: OMG did everyone already see this?!

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OMG did everyone already see this?!

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Replying to @pattonoswalt: 👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Quoted @DrGJackBrown

FACT: The President of the United States is fighting the release of his DNA in a rape case — evidence that would exonerate him if innocent. Let that sink in.

👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Quoted @lotsofuss

Leslie Stahl did a great job with the toddler-in-chief.

Replying to @gtconway3d: Please don't retweet this @realDonaldTrump

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Please don't retweet this @realDonaldTrump

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Replying to @kenolin1: Damn. This @BarackObama guy IS GOOD.

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Damn. This @BarackObama guy IS GOOD.

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Replying to @kenolin1: Wow. You say ‘cocaine’ around the Trumps and their eyes literally light up.

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Wow. You say ‘cocaine’ around the Trumps and their eyes literally light up.

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Replying to @MichaelRapaport: Desperate, devious, deranged, draft dodging, discriminatory, deplorable Dickstain Donald Trump & your dingy doofus dem…

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Desperate, devious, deranged, draft dodging, discriminatory, deplorable Dickstain Donald Trump & your dingy doofus demon sperm son looking WILD on the yard. 2 weeks til you and your whole crew get the heave ho hoe!

@iamrapaport is always disruptive
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