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KaraPlatoni

Kara Platoni

Future-y reporter. On the edit desk @WIREDScience.
Taught @UCBSOJ.
Wrote WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
Corner office of the basement.
Fiat lux, kids.

Email: [email protected]

Joined on 3 October, 2013

http://www.karaplatoni.com

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Replying to @pattymo: Not sure if I trust Covid’s motivation here

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Replying to @EricHaywood: 😷😷

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Replying to @markyarm: But what is graf, if not sentences persevering?

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Replying to @SICKOFWOLVES: IT'S BEEN A YEAR

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH

FOR EXAMPLE: I AM TIRED AND MY HAIRCUT IS BAD

WELCOME BACK TO MARCH

EVER…

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I just finished Mr. Robot and Call My Agent in the same weekend. (It was a weird weekend.)

Now what do I watch?

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But what is graf, if not sentences persevering?

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IT'S BEEN A YEAR

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH

FOR EXAMPLE: I AM TIRED AND MY HAIRCUT IS BAD

WELCOME BACK TO MARCH

EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT

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Not sure if I trust Covid’s motivation here

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😷😷

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Quoted @KaraPlatoni

Shout out to the lady at the grocery store who is only buying Yerba Mate and probiotic juice shots while everyone else is panic-buying toilet paper and rice.

One year later and I think about this lady all the time.

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Replying to @jasondashbailey: (Scans the timeline, sees The Discourse, grabs nails, hammers up "SITTING THIS ONE OUT" sign)

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Replying to @thebuhler: Kid, 4.5: "Well, I believe in the Grim Reaper. He does two things: He takes care of your soul when you die and he fights cri…

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(Scans the timeline, sees The Discourse, grabs nails, hammers up "SITTING THIS ONE OUT" sign)

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Kid, 4.5: "Well, I believe in the Grim Reaper. He does two things: He takes care of your soul when you die and he fights crime."

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Replying to @KeatonPatti: FDA Approves Heinz Vaccine

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FDA Approves Heinz Vaccine

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Quoted @MollyJongFast

Oh this is so very on brand for cpac

Replying to @LibyaLiberty: I’m no expert but I think this is what literature types would refer to as “biblical”.

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I’m no expert but I think this is what literature types would refer to as “biblical”.

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Replying to @Grant_Marek: This was a fun one.

Turns out Windows XP's iconic default desktop wallpaper is actually a photo of a real life hill in th…

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Replying to @KaraPlatoni: Important poll for nerds:
Did you ever go on a date to Fry's Electronics?
(RIP Fry's.)

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This was a fun one.

Turns out Windows XP's iconic default desktop wallpaper is actually a photo of a real life hill in the Bay Area. I went and found the hill, plus the amazing 79-year-old man who took the photo. My latest for @SFGate:

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Quoted @ebyesterday

Funny, I don't remember a giant lake on Berkeley's campus...

Secret lake. Gotta know the code word to get in.

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Replying to @joshua_eaton: Ladies, if he promises to come through for you, disappears for months at a time, then suddenly asks if *you're* still int…

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Important poll for nerds:
Did you ever go on a date to Fry's Electronics?
(RIP Fry's.)

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Ladies, if he promises to come through for you, disappears for months at a time, then suddenly asks if *you're* still interested ...

... that's not your man, it's a Freedom of Information Act request.

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Replying to @laxmevy: ❄❄GOOD MORNING❄❄

My editor let me write about how the solution to the puzzle of missing matter in our universe may lie in a
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❄❄GOOD MORNING❄❄

My editor let me write about how the solution to the puzzle of missing matter in our universe may lie in a
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕
Because it's never a bad day to feel like a tiny insignificant speck in the universe!!

More @

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Replying to @ramencult: genome sequencing service that tells you how gullible you are based on your genotype

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Quoted @abughazalehkat

Tucker Carlson: "We spent all day trying to locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we learned is not even a website. If it's out there, we could not find it"

In Tucker's defense, this strategy probably would've worked on goldfish.

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genome sequencing service that tells you how gullible you are based on your genotype

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I can't believe it's only whatever day it is.

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