Just a unfunny guy who tries to be funny.
Lubbock, Texas
Joined on 2 November, 2009
Replying to @ChelsJo1: Conversations with my husband during hunting season 😏🙄😅
Conversations with my husband during hunting season 😏🙄😅
Replying to @KoeWetzel: I listen to Fast Car by Tracy Chapman at least once every day.
I listen to Fast Car by Tracy Chapman at least once every day.
Question for any vegans out there: If you’re vegan in the Harry Potter Universe and you get petrified, is mandrake stew considered vegan?
I mean they’re plants but they have faces....
Girl, I don’t wanna play games, because I’m running out of tokens.
Replying to @stephenasmith: My heart goes out to @dak.
Replying to @ESPNLosAngeles: Mamba and Mambacita Forever.
The Lakers have done it For Kobe and For Gigi 💜💛
Replying to @NBATV: “And I want my damn respect too.”
@KingJames on winning the 2019-20 Finals MVP. #NBAFinals
“And I want my damn respect too.”
@KingJames on winning the 2019-20 Finals MVP. #NBAFinals
Mamba and Mambacita Forever.
The Lakers have done it For Kobe and For Gigi 💜💛
My heart goes out to @dak.
Replying to @barstoolsports: Most hostile crowd Tom Brady has ever played in front of
Most hostile crowd Tom Brady has ever played in front of
Replying to @stoolpresidente: #GunsUp #BarstoolSportsbook
Replying to @DrewFrogger: I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that
“Less COVID, more hunting”
I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that
I love a Godly woman and all but every time they say “I’ve been praying a lot,” I always end up single. So Jesus must have something good planned for me.
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