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CaslerNoel

NoelCaslerComedy

NYC Based Stand Up Comedian

New York City

Joined on 13 December, 2018

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Dr Birx did counter the bogus charts the Trump Administration was presenting at Covid briefings, she just did it by communicating thru the patterns of her Hermes scarfs. Not her fault y’all missed it, what did you think gold paisley on red silk with blue piping meant?

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Happy Birthday to Neil Diamond, one of the coolest cats you could ever work for in the music biz. Here he is at his Rock Hall Induction in 2011 at 1am (!) standing on the tables and serenading the crowd.

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Anytime the GOP talks about unity remind them that the head of their party fired the Chief Usher of the White House the morning of the Inauguration so there would be nobody around to help the Biden’s.

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I can’t get this thing to send a tweet

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Trump gave us the bald-faced lie as political currency and his consiglieres like Kellyanne Conway helped normalize it as a viable strategy in the GOP. Folks like Andy Biggs are the leeches that thrive in that fetid muck. @RepAndyBiggsAZ

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Replying to @JoyAnnReid: Your taxpayer dollars at work, by order of the previous president/autocrat.

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Quoted @CaslerNoel

Tiffany Trump just got engaged to a billionaire’s scion who gave her a 1.2 million engagement ring, yet we are paying for her Secret Service protection for the next 6 months.

Your taxpayer dollars at work, by order of the previous president/autocrat.

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Imagine the literal sh*t you would have to put up with serving the Trump’s for four years and then to be fired by them the morning of the Inauguration just to screw Biden. The Trump clan are just awful humans. F*ck you. @MELANIATRUMP

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Bidens reportedly left outside White House when Trump sent staff home - Business Insider

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This was the comment, in response to his backhanded dis of Larry King today....

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Hahaha what a twerp. He even kissed Scrump’s ass. Pathetic twit.

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If the man who spends 36 years in the US Senate & 8 years as Vice President doesn’t deserve to wear a Rolex, I don’t know who the f*ck does. Every douche who passes the series 7 wears one in NYC, even as they still commute from mom’s house in Ronkonkoma. @nytimes

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How many articles did the NYT write about the drug addict who wore a ladies watch to make his tiny doll hands look bigger?

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If you try to bring a gun onto the floor of the US Congress, you should no longer be a member of the US Congress.

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If you own several guns but no guitars, you are doing life all wrong.

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Every time I hear the GOP call for unity I think of the first line of one of my favorite songs. via @YouTube

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Replying to @askjillian: You can find his movie in the comedy section. I haven’t laughed that hard since Delirious

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Quoted @CaslerNoel

If you wonder why the GOP isn’t going after Madison Cawthorn for stolen valor it’s because their entire brand is built on fake tough guy toxic masculinity. Just ask Captain America. @DanCrenshawTX

You can find his movie in the comedy section. I haven’t laughed that hard since Delirious

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Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Accuses Donald Trump of Drug Use and Inappropriate Behavior via @people

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