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Replying to @FallonTonight: “It was a bright, sunny day in Washington. And now, we finally have a president who knows not to stare directly at the s…
“It was a bright, sunny day in Washington. And now, we finally have a president who knows not to stare directly at the sun!”
#FallonMono #FallonTonight
Congratulations to President @JoeBiden and Vice President @KamalaHarris. I’m honored and proud to witness this moment in history. #InaugurationDay
Replying to @AROD: I normally let @jlo do all the singing but for @jimmyfallon I made an exception 😂😂
So do I have a career as “The Song Whisperer”…
I normally let @jlo do all the singing but for @jimmyfallon I made an exception 😂😂
So do I have a career as “The Song Whisperer”?? What did you guys think?
My friend asked his parents for a BMW. When he went outside on his 18th birthday they said, “Just like you asked - a Brown Midsize Wagon!” #MyWorstCar
It's Hashtags time! Tell us a weird or funny story about a bad car you had, then tag it with #MyWorstCar. Could be on the show!
It’s @DollyParton’s birthday and I am totally wigging out!!!
News & Jokes for Tuesday 1/19/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
Quoted @AROD
Can’t wait to be back on @FallonTonight with my buddy @jimmyfallon. Get ready to laugh at 11:30 PM!!
I never knew you could sing. I still don’t. 😂 always a blast. Thank you for coming back.
News & Jokes for Saturday 1/16/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
Quoted @FallonTonight
You’ve heard the POVs and the lyrics decoded, now it’s time for…
“drivers license” by @Olivia_Rodrigo as a Sea Shanty! 💳🌊
Replying to @Olivia_Rodrigo: AHHHHHHHHHHH
See you tonight for a Sea Shanty 🎶 #driverslicense @FallonTonight
Replying to @FallonTonight: ✨ #FallonTonight Tunes ✨
@Rico_nastyy keeps it classic in this performance of “OHFR?” 🎶
Watch the full performance ▶️…
News & Jokes for Friday 1/15/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
✨ #FallonTonight Tunes ✨
@Rico_nastyy keeps it classic in this performance of “OHFR?” 🎶
Watch the full performance ▶️
Hahaha I’m just gonna leave this here. #TBT
News & Jokes for Thursday 1/14/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
Replying to @FallonTonight: Tonight on the show!
🎤 Freestylin’ w/ @TheRoots
🥁 @rizwanahmed
🌟 @ImAngelaBassett
🎵 @jacobcollier ft. @mahalia
#Fallon…
Quoted @BeeGees
.@jimmyfallon asking the important questions. Which #BeeGees songs would you play for the aliens? 👽
👽🪐🎶
Tonight on the show!
🎤 Freestylin’ w/ @TheRoots
🥁 @rizwanahmed
🌟 @ImAngelaBassett
🎵 @jacobcollier ft. @mahalia
#FallonTonight
News & Jokes for Wednesday 1/13/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
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